About

Hello and welcome to my website. Yes, I have a famous name. No, I’ve never used it to book a fancy restaurant. I’m not made of money. Now that we’ve established that, let’s please move on.

I’m sorry the website is a bit crap. I did take I.T. at A-level, but our teacher was a bit rubbish, and more interested in eating donuts. That’s my excuse anyway.

On here you’ll find my blogs and travel stories. Some are funnier than others. I’ll let you be the judge.

Simon