LinkedIn: Our team has grown by 50% this year and we are delighted to welcome our new addition, Max. He is performing well so far, with growth of around 75% since Day 1; the ROI has exceeded expectations and KPIs have been met. Approaching Q1, we are delighted with his fit within the team and we remain optimistic moving forwards. He doesn’t come with much experience or any qualifications, but we believe in giving young people a chance. I am now transitioning into the role of Chief Paternal Officer, while our exceptional co-creator returns to her career in January. It’s a full-time volunteer role for me, involving night shifts and early starts. Risk management, financial analysis, mentorship and support will not be outside of my remit. I’m excited about the future, and I would like to take this opportunity to wish Max the very best of luck and success with us.
Reality: I’ve become a full-time Dad